(the tagline of which is “Putting sweet D in the tender V since 2013”)

Most of my life I’ve struggled with insecurities around dating.

I really don’t like anything Murphy has done and I’ve tried (Nip/Tuck, The New Normal, Glee, AHS). I’VE TRIED.

So they recorded 80 horrible songs?

i think using “good music” and the black eyed peas in the same sentence is a stretch

Feeling pretty good about my username today, kids.

Weren’t you defending Garden state the other day? Glass houses.

I wonder if Ahmed Mohamed would have been afforded the same treatment.

I had an issue with getting my passport because my birth certificate was literally a tear-off receipt at the hospital I was born. They made me bring in my high school yearbook for whatever reason, and voila, passport!

i genuinely don’t understand why people enjoy American Horror Story

I will be watching it, but I will be floored if it’s not a barely-watchable disaster.

as a person who watched the whole thing, because ?????

WHY DIDN’T THEY SAY SUSAN B. ANTHONY

I’m genuinely impressed that Jeb Bush literally couldn’t think of a single historically significant American woman. There’s a lot of them!

It’s not a democrats vs. republicans thing. It’s about recognizing that someone whose only move when backed into a corner is to call someone a hater or bimbo will not be a good president, even to the very rich.

“Trump rally tonight! Who’s in??”

It’s point in case. And bears are animals, men are human beings; that is a false analogy. You cannot be responsible for your own rape, period, full stop, end of story.

In a perfect world that’s what would happen. But no one short of the owner could do that without basically guaranteeing getting fired.

Uber: Find Out Why Your Mom Was Right About Getting Into Cars With Strangers!

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.