This is next-level commenting. Majestic. Gonna get my coat, ‘cause we’re all done here, friend.

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When bohemian artist Miranda falls in love with Finn,

I didn’t know Anne was uncircumcised!

Canadian tuxedos will get you thrown down the stairs!

THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING.

So....

For future reference, I would never ever ever give Sandra Bullock demon eyes.

That feud pissed me off. People work with people they don’t like every single day. Instead of trying to get these two to act like adults they chose to completely ruin Kalinda’s character, render her arc exhausting and boring and then do away with her. She was so cool before :(.

Measurements were taken at last Thursdays coven. Sorry you missed it.

I agree with you. People love to shit on the show but Kyle and Pete are great and lets not forget the wonderful Kate McKinnon! I think she’s the strongest new cast member the show has seen in a while.

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I’m of the opinion that if you think SNL sucks, you either aren’t watching, or the jokes are too topical for you to keep up with. The last season was great, this new cast is really coming in to their own, Kyle Mooney & Pete Davidson regularly give me the giggles.

I actually think Conan’s a little funnier because of it. He’s a tiny bit jaded now, and it works for him.

Conan was robbed, but his TBS show is more fun anyway. - So Sayeth this “Dorkball Comedy Nerd!”

hahaha I stared at her name for like 30 seconds and couldn’t understand how I was misspelling it.

Is this a band or an advertisement for Forever 21 or both

Excuse me, Anthony Bourdain made Coq Au Vin on a fucking janky ass boat in the middle of the Congo and he had to slaughter live chickens to do it. So weak ass diss Alton #TeamBourdain

This is the most terrifying part:

BAN ED SHEERAN