never fucking trust a 19 year old girl who still listens to fall out boy

He is royalty and yet I still think Emma Watson could do better.

I spent way too long looking for a gif of Ned Flander’s saying “Devil’s curly hair” and I failed...

I think I know who lives in JT’s restaurant. Please don't kill them.

You really don't want a bad breakup. They are...unpleasant.

That Kylie story made me a little teary eyed. I remember when I was 18 and my first the first significant other gave me a Ferrari. As you grow older, getting Ferraris from your partner becomes so common place that I think we forget the rush and thrill of that first time.

Probably no rats in the booze? PROBABLY.

“baby, I could only afford a 17 day lease, but for the next 2ish weeks, you OWN this car (but please stay under 75 miles or I’ll have to pay some overages and that money is gonna have to come out of your christmas present).”

These face pubes are not cute.

I got 9/10 and I fully expected to get zero. I don’t watch reality shows so I never know who ANYONE is on the rags at the cash register. I fully guessed on 8 of them (I knew Trump and Hathaway), and couldn’t believe I kept getting them right. I feel like I should run out and buy a lotto ticket right now, but that…

Who isn’t Rita Ora?

I got 2/10 and I guessed on one of those.
I am not embarrassed by this.

This so much. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GOOD COPS? Statistically speaking, they have to be out there. SPEAK UP, COWARDS!

I’m going to try to be a wealthy, white, male millionaire when I next get pulled over. My Thurston Howell III impression is really going to come in handy. As an old black lady, it’ll be weird, but I may get out alive.

I hope every officer involved in this kind of incident is convicted of sexual assault. There is no excuse for this. None.

It works for Rachel Dolezal!

Have black people, you know, tried not to be black when approached by police?

Anyone see that this:

One of the chicks in the Perth Roller Derby is Tora Hymenov. For some reason, it just sticks in my mind...