Masterbhat? The h is silent.

It wasn’t even a fedora.

This is why I'm a lesbian with good taste

This is why I'm a lesbian

Other big exciting news coming down from the Supreme Court today! Under the Fair Housing Act it’s enough to prove that a policy or practice has a disparate impact (ie the policy doesn’t have to be discriminatory on its face; if the policy has a disproportionately adverse impact on minorities it violates the FHA).…

The softball thing is a really good point. Sports are so bizarrely segregated that women don’t even have the ability to play them as children past a certain level. If you’re a girl who has potential to be a great football player you are completely shit out of luck.

Fuck Sean Penn.

I completely disagree with you. Doing good *some* of the time does not keep him off the list of ass holes who abuse people less powerful than him on the reg. Just no.

See, I manage to give to worthy causes AND I’ve never tied up and beaten my significant other. Why does Penn get “some type of pass” for only managing one of the two? He may contain multitudes or whatever, but he’s got a shitty, woman-beating misogynist in there somewhere, and all the charity work in the world doesn’t…

Please don’t spare Penn because he did a charitable thing one time. He literally detained and tortured Madonna for 8 hours before leaving her in their basement alone long enough that she was able to escape herself. He is absolutely a monster and just because he does a nice thing for [publicity] doesn’t make him any…

Adam Levine.

Him and Chris Brown and Sean Penn and Terrence Howard and about a hundred other vile douchelords currently enjoying fame and wealth. How any of them have careers utterly fucking befuddles me.

is this person white? he sounds white.

Maybe that’s why Miley likes her so much.

Canoodle.

Same. Born and raised in Georgia, live here now, wouldn’t want to live anywhere else (and I have lived many, many other places). I love the same things you love, but “Southern Pride” like this flag shit can get fucked. Goddamn I’m glad Georgia changed its flag.

Me reading the Tyga lyrics.

Yeah, if your vagina juice is like orange juice, you have a serious pH imbalance happening up in your junk and should probably see a doctor about that.

A great reminder.