DON’T BREAK THE SEAL

Jem: The John Boehner Years.

DONT BREAK THE SEAL

This lady is the same age as I am. She looks older. The first clue that she was not black is that she had started to crack. Come on people!

You guys, Miley gets me.

Rita Ora

Miley Cyrus says “Fucking is easy. You can find someone to fuck in five seconds. We want to find someone we can talk to. And be ourselves with. That’s fairly slim pickings.”

If I were such a huge asshole that my family had to tell people that I had brain damage to explain my behavior, I’d MAYBE think about dialing it back just a bit.

Kirsten Stewart pls be my girlfriend

You do one movie with Jodie Foster and, then, suddenly, a dozen years later, you're dating women.

OMG THEY ARE JUST GAL PALS AND POSSIBLY COUSINS. GET IT RIGHT. SHE DATED A BOY BEFORE AND THEREFORE CAN'T BE ATTRACTED TO WOMEN!!11!!1!

thank you baby jesus.

Childhood pic of Mila:

I have so many lesbian/bi friends who have been dreaming of this moment...

Also, you shouldn’t have to be hot to be in movies.

i agree with this and i think it’s unfair in a lot of cases—like, i don’t think an employment history that includes a year of stripping (or a pinterest board that talks about loving booze, or something) has any bearing on a teacher’s ability to teach. but this strikes me as something that would very obviously prevent…

6. Getting people to buy short term disability insurance.

At a certain point I can only help people so much.

Oh, I wasn’t trying to explain it to you, buddy.