I know we’re supposed to hate this woman because she’s white and is supposedly living in the wrong neighborhood based on that, but I’d be pissed too if some asshole parked his ice cream truck outside my house and played annoying music every day, and then told me to “fuck off” when I tried to be upfront and work with…

Sorry but if that truck was parked outside your house blaring that shitty jingle for over an hour you’d be pissed.

While countries can get an additional spot in the Champions League by having the winner of the UCL or Europa leagues, they are still limited to their allotment of teams in all European competitions. This year for England it would have been 4 Champions League and 3 Europa, but this result shifts one of the Europa spots…

That beauty is an eye of the beer holder.

I never thought I’d see the day when SC is considered the more rational and tolerant of the Carolinas.............Of course I’ve found myself saying “I never thought I’d see the day when” about a lot of things recently.

That’s the part that confused me, and I was thinking I was just missing the sarcasm... 15% is normal, is it not? I mean, if the service is above-and-beyond, then yeah maybe more.. but I thought 15% is the gold standard..

Come on Esper, you don’t need to try a full game! Didn’t you see the part where Luke talked about the scenarios? Said they’re some of the best in the series!

“I must point out that this was bad refereeing that gave them the second penalty. The contact that preceded Suárez throwing himself to the ground was very soft.”

I thought this was going to be about the judge in Aaron Hernandez’s case whipping out his dick.

Otto was...otherwise occupied...and couldn’t be reached for comment.

I think it’s a lot like the problem that bedevils the USMNT - a lack a creative players in the midfield. Or in the heyday of Lampard and Gerrard, two guys who weren’t so much complementary as redundant. Perhaps Lallana and Alli will turn that around a bit, but neither is a natural #10, either.

What is dead may never die.

Yes, Mkhitaryan was offside. I don’t care, though, because..... 

I don’t know why they were so upset. The guy used his turn signal.

For a second there, I thought the lady behind the counter was going to go full Russian and not move a muscle.

Comrad, new memo to Department of Building door ways, make all doors 1cm smaller then a car

That’s not a fucking meem!

A Kind of Magic by Queen. The soundtrack for all 40-year-old white guys who remain dancing around the clubs while his mates have all moved on.

You know its bad when the russians are sobering.