Of all the states that can dump on Michigan’s water issues, the one where a river literally caught on fire is not one of them.

“Where the white bitches at?”

With SAT analogy skills like this, this must be the OSU honors college.

Agreed. The joke should have been “Michigan girls are heavier than the metals that contaminate Flint’s water supply.”

Yeah well your fans looked like a fucking Trump rally when they rushed the field.

Short.

What does it say? Arse-Anal? I’d 8-2 be associated with something so uncouth.

I guess that also explains why Drake and Steph are about half as freaked out as Chappelle.

BAC TO THE FUTURE

I love this article. For the record, as a Liberal coastal elite, I don’t blame small town Americans feeling upset or worried because the factory jobs are gone. I do blame them for endorsing a racist platform as the answer. I do blame them for voting for local and state level politicians that do nothing to help them. I…

Remembered that the president controls less than we think and that this is hardly the first time we’ve had a shitty conservative president. Went back to everyday life.

I think he did. If anything Johnson most likely helped make this closer for Hillary than it otherwise would’ve been. Trump won whether Gary Johnson existed or not.

I guess I don’t understand his platform that well, but I thought he took votes more from the Repubs than from Dems?

Let’s not forget: Fuck Hillary Clinton for being such a terrible candidate and odious personality with the worst political instincts since Walter Mondale, making Trump a viable choice for millions of people.

“There just isn’t enough consistency in the performance of the tablets, so I just can’t take it anymore.”

“Get Bill Gates in here!”

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Why was that quote formatted by Franz Kafka?

Ha! That trailer had a Russian Radial, classic.