I’d take this to help me talk to girls. 

Hopefully this flight to nowhere ends up better than Air New Zealand 901

As Lennon once said, you have to consider who would benefit....

It was probably that time of the month...

I just bought this thing and it has no USB ports WTF???!!!?

I love how they always show asteroids really close to each other in asteroid belts, while in reality they are incredibly sparse and lonely.

This is how capitalism is supposed to work. Bankruptcy instead of bailout. The Equity holders - aka the rich. Get wiped out, but the business keeps on operating. 

Healthy AF. I keep them on a low-UV diet, and only give them nitrogen once a week. Their chlorophyll getting swoll.

Tell me about it, I’m still paying my Plant Fitness membership 2 months into the lockdown.

Thought crime detected.

somone had to occupy the void left by Bobby Shmurda

Hey, I still use notepad ++. 

Some people have natural ambition. Look up “self-actualization”.

You’re right - that’s not “free” enterprise. I heard those slaves were expensive.

Let’s say you have an ancient society that is a village by the river. Let’s say the villagers get food by fishing in that river. Then one guy figures out that if you build a net, the net could do most of the work, and everyone in the village could get food without putting in much work. Should the guy who invented the…

That sentence mutated due to the effects of solar radiation coming through the reduced ozone layer.

That first sentence is a planetary-scale disaster.

I’m sure this kid’s army of Martian servants will help him figure it out. 

Yeah, curious who this anonymous source is.

I don’t think they’ll get away with it. I think the son is going to jail for an extended period, and the father for less.