Was there ever such a time in America?

I’m the opposite way - 1 income and I pay both our rents

Been w my bf going on 9 years and we never moved in together, cuz I feel I’d go crazy if we did.

Elon Musk will take care of it. 

If you value your life, don’t book Allegiant. 

Love JetBlue - though terminal 5 at JFK can be a madhouse at times. Somehow Jetblue got TSA to relax their regs at that terminal so at rush hours no one has to take their shoes off...

Can anyone explain to me why bathrooms are designed with gaps at the bottom so you can see your neighbor’s feet? Who came up with that brilliant idea and what is the logic behind it?

“Everyone knows that squats are the single best exercise for fucking up your knees.” FIFY

New York has weather, but it’s not that cold. 

It’s clearly not translated by a Russian, otherwise it wouldn’t have useless English words like “the” and “of”

This is not going to be good for the Yelp reviews. 

Forgot about that one - definitely a must for a New Yorker who likes to party. 

The Good Son was actually a good movie

I mean the comments was what makes all the gawker sites. I like sites like Vox ,but the fact that they don’t have snarky comments really detracts from it. I imagine deadspin will come back and they’ll enable the comments again, and it will be back to normal, albeit with different writers. 

I don’t get it, can someone explain?

The speed and the ball control going into the box are impressive on the first 2 goals. He also had a few decent shots on goal other than the goals. Gotto take the shots if you’re gonna score. I think Lamps is encouraging him to play more direct, which is working. 

More or less so than Raheem Sterling?

... if only their security was as good as that of their American counterparts.

Of course he’s a Club America fan.