Look up the phrase Sweeper Keeper. Goalie needs to be aware of the risk, for sure - and most believe they can track back in time if a kick like that comes in. 

I thought abortions were illegal in Alabama

Man I bet that DC United fan crew is pretty hardcore! Probably a fun crowd to be around. 

Standard practice - goalie always comes out closer, when the ball is far in the opponents side, so he can support backpasses and be the first to any long balls on counter attacks.

I used Mr BNB once my landlord somehow found out that I was doing Airbnb and made a fuss about it. I guess there are services that monitor Airbnb listings nowadays, but this one is still under the radar. 

I watched a couple episodes. Is there anything to the plot other than - Boss shows up, kid gets into mech - gets his ass handed to him - then somehow miraculously defeats the boss, rinse repeat. Is there anything else that I’m missing?

No one watches the paralympics either

Plus the Bosman ruling changed a few things.

Ukraine is not a country - it’s just a very thick line of the Russian border. 

It’s called VPN + BitTorrent

In the old days, a good smack in the nose would have sufficed. 

Thats a good point, you should be excused from any sexual assault alegations if you’re on molly.

Sounds like Jeronimo could make a good Santa at a mall. 

Why would they keep her alive if she’s been like that since 3 years old? What’s

He’s saying that he WAS creeping on her not that he WASN’T. 

It’s not a music thing, it’s a human thing. What’s so hard to understand? Many women (and men) look their most attractive when they are young.

she’s been in a vegitative state since 3 years old! Why would they keep her alive that long? Even if she wakes up one day, she will never be able to become an actual person. She’ll be at best like a feral child. 

More ass than City Girls - Twerk by Cardi B?

Or Israel for that matter.

The reality is that no one cares about the Uefa cup except for the teams involved. It can have meaning for some lesser teams out of Eastern Europe that can’t compete in the Champions League, but obviously not this year.