When does his contract w/ Real madrid run out?

You mean Sevilla

Azerbaijani or Azeri is appropriate. Yes they’re different ethnic groups. Azerbaijanis are a Turkic people that are Muslim. Armenians are Christian and are an ancient people. They were an independent kingdom in the times of the Roman Empire. I think chauvinism rather than racism would have been the appropriate word.

Azerbaidjan fell face into mud during the recent F1 race in Baku where all the manhole covers were being blown off. But these conflicts of tiny countries are always kind of funny like Key & Peele did in this skit:

That’s good that manufacturing jobs are gone. Who wants to rivet nuts and bolts for 8 hours a day? Meanwhile unemployment is below 4%.

RIP Anton Yelchin

I guess Grimes is staying for the big D

I thought Koreans were known to eat dogs, not horses. Kazakhs definitely eat horses. Can confirm. 

DP World are the ones who tried to buy U.S. Ports after 9-11.

You’re probably one of those people who gets angry at American commentators mispronouncing player’s names. Like when they say Thomas Rosiky instead of Thomas Rositsky. 

Lol. When I heard that for the first time, I thought it was a joke. Barcelona sounds so much better than Barthelona.

Cool bro. Go to the UK and call it the EPL - people will laugh at you. 

I got into Chelsea when I turned on Fox Sports in early 2000's at the start of the season and watched them thrash Man U. 5-0 in the Charity Shield or some other game like that. No other connection whatsoever. Been fun watching them get bought by Abramovich and go on to dominate the premier league, even though I hated…

You know Barca is used in writing headlines all the time - it’s not a big deal. 

Neverkusen.

No - they’re not reacting to whether the kicker goes under the wall. They face forward simply so they know when to jump. 

This is how it was supposed to go:

To be fair, the Big 10 does have 14 teams. 

More like Jersey is.