I like to have a small serated blade for cutting tomatoes.

My 11 yo son made the mistake of telling me that he gets embarrassed when I drop him off at school and the music is loud. So he’d turn the music all the way down just as we pulled up to the drive. I, of course, waited until he was stepping out of the car (with the door still open) to blast the music as loud as I…

I have both Apple Music and Spotify, but I almost exclusively use Apple Music (I keep Spotify for the few things that don’t show up on Apple, and because my son likes it better). The one thing that really keeps me going back to Apple over Spotify is actually one little dumb feature that the former has over the latter:…

You forgot the deadliest land animal of all ... the cassowary.

I think it’s partly because there’s so much focus on other racial slurs, people tend to forget that “simian” in particular has a racial connotation.

Yeah, especially the “simian” part. When I first read that part my initial thought was, “oh please tell me they didn’t say that to a black person.”

But what is the one secret psychological trick that’ll get any woman to instantly fall in love with me?!?!

It’s like we have researchers sitting around taking furious notes of everything that happened in the old GI Joe shows.

What good reason did he have to indiscriminately shell nearly half a million civilians? Because he can, and up to this point, no one has really tried all that hard to stop him. I hate Trump, and I question his motives here (also he’s a total fucking hypocrite), but I’m not yet sure I totally disagree with this…

Re your second argument: I basically said the same thing on another reply. I mean, I’m a father, but if I were to lose my son, as a white man, the context would be entirely different than a black mother losing hers.

See, I think her defense is, in some ways, worse. Granted, I am saying this from a white male perspective; however, I think it’s still somewhat problematic to say, “well I understand as a mother what it would be like to lose a child.”

The whole attempt to point out “hypocrisy” with people who preach tolerance, by saying they’re intolerant, drives me insane.

The MRAs are out in force I see.

I like the dude who talks about not wanting to sound like an asshole, then precedes to tell women that don’t trim that they don’t care about their appearance. You failed man.

“I was dead at the time! I was on the moon, with Steve.”

I need to find out if any businesses in my hometown fired strikers so I know to avoid them.

Chantix helped me a lot the last couple of times I’ve quit. I just can never seem to get it to stick. A year or so after I quit I somehow fall into again.

Love the new Tribe album. Will definitely check out the other one. Thanks!

Shabazz Palaces is fantastic. My Deaf friend especially loves Dawn in Luxor because of the bass lines. I’ve never really been a fan of Eminem, and I find that whole story about him testing Kendrick’s “authenticity” incredibly insulting and racist.

Goddammit, how do I get that boondocks gif and send it through iMessage?? #technologicallychallenged