I am fairly convinced that parents like this, and the people who praise parents like this, don't like children.

I'm pretty sure that's what accountants say when they think no one is listening.

Hey wait a minute. That's just like my spreadsheet! What are the odds?

It's about freaking time. I was getting sick of posting articles on my timeline just so I'd know where to find them later.

Yeah, unfortunately pictures don't always do a good job of showing context. The kiss from the movie is just as much anger and frustration and a whole mixed bag of emotion as it is love.

Well then I award you the official (not official) "good at your job" stamp of approval. Congratulations!

I'm with you here. Honestly I am so tired of the snobbish landscape vs portrait complaint. If you really can't adjust to watching something in portrait, then please turn over your smartphone to someone who isn't a dick.

Police Officer job description:

"The subsequent police report filed by the officer appears to support this version of events. In the report the officer says she struck him in the shins and groin"

That was petty quick. Thanks!

looks like the video is down.

so will the husband be getting his ears extended to match.

I've known girls who worked at Tilted Kilt who talked about the skeevy old regulars that come in. And how they'd buy some of the girls boob jobs. I was there once and listened to some guy try to convince the bartender that she should come live at his house, and promised not to bother her.

Nevada

it is apparently the stat in the UK. In the US 1 out of 7 men are abused as oppose to 1:4 women.

Crucifictorious lives! HALLELUJAH!

No no no no ... I'm pretty sure it is #NOTALLFEMINISTS ... which I kind of want to be an actual thing on Twitter. And yeah, I get that not all feminists/women think that way, but it tends to fall in with the general view that feminist is a bad word synonymous with man-hater. Which has always been the problem with…

I remember when I was a teenager I went to a church youth retreat (back when I thought God was cool and all), and this woman was a keynote speaker and she was talking about this story in the bible where this woman (Ruth? Something with an R I think) totally takes this stand against her husband or something, I don't…

I think this the problem with the New Age Western bastardizations of karma, and fate. This idea that if we are "in love" with someone, then surely there's some grand cosmic reasoning for that and so that person is destined to love us back.

My dating age started in the 90's and I was really into punk rock at the time, and with that pop-punk. Pretty much 80% of the pop-punk songs were about the girl the writer was in love with that couldn't see that he was the one and went out with asshole boyfriends instead. It was all very entitled, and I grew up…