Uh-oh, I guess I am going to have to start kissing up to my dogs.

Calvinism seems both totally awful and totally awesome at the same time. There is some sadomasochistic aspect deep in my soul that wants to be a Calvinist.

oh that is an excellent question. Mine are 1/2" so am I ok?

This is where you break out some Calvinist dogma and say that you aren't sure if you are one of the pre-selected to be saved.

I knew there was a reason I always wanted to move to Europe.

Feminists should embrace this, go out and protest in camouflage. Maybe with bandoliers stuffed with tampons. It definitely would freak guys out.

That's kind of the problem with that kind of messaging ... the people who really need to hear it, are generally the ones totally deaf to it.

Hey I do remember that. Didn't a bunch of people even try to justify his actions?

Yeah, it's the tell-tale sign of a "wolf in nice guy clothing" ... which I have found tends to be pretty much every self-proclaimed nice guy.

MRA mansplainer: "This is a terrible event and shooting women for not having sex with you is wrong. But this wouldn't be a problem if women would just stop teasing men with the possibility sex and then play mind games with men by changing their mind (like women are so prone to do) at the last minute. Women need to…

Ok, so this proved to be excellent advice. I have a ton more views, and in the last 24 hours I've had at least 10 women like my profile in Quickmatch. So, again, thank you.

Oh no, getting someone to take the picture is easy enough. Getting the dogs to cooperate? That's another story all together. Can I cut & paste the three of us into one picture?

Does it work to just have a picture of your dog(s), or is it necessary for you to be in the picture with it/them? Because that may be difficult to manage.

It is, at the very least, clearly Obama's fault.

So basically until he becomes the same boring cookie-cutter cutout as every other baseball player? Great. Can't wait for that ...

Correction: Kemp didn't win the MVP in 2011, Ryan Braun did.

Sorry officer, but that was an illegal screen.

This list is rendered invalid by the fact that it doesn't acknowledge the fact that Michael is the absolute and utter worst.

I'd like to see a game that gives you an option. Choose to torture them or choose to interrogate them ethically. With each side having realistic consequences. Torture might be faster, but (as you put it) might "send you on a red herring chase." Whereas ethical interrogation takes longer, and tedious, and requires a…

Addendum to number 6: "and only when they are in the penalty area." Got to make sure they understand why the keeper isn't just punching the ball into the goal on his team's corner kick.