A pass to a man in scoring position isn't generally considered as denying an obvious goal scoring opportunity. At least according to all the national refs I've asked.

The Laws allow for handling when the player raises their hands "instinctively" to protect the face.

It's hard to keep track of God's multiple personalities. I feel like he needs to wear a "Hello My Name is" badge and just update it with the personality of the day:

Smart kid. There is still hope for the future.

Stop worrying about what everyone else does with the seats they paid for and spend more time worrying about the game.

Please. Team rivalry is a cause of violence at stadiums all over.

Are we really going to have this devolve into a "our fans are better than your fans" fight?

I recognize that maybe I'm not the kissing virtuoso I'd like to be ...

I don't think it is like in old movies when their lips are tightly pressed closed and they just sort of wiggle them against the other's lips. Because that is just awkward. But I also don't think the tongue needs to be involved every time two sets of lips connect.

Your first kiss should not involve interrupting someone in mid-(passionate) speech.

I remember my first kiss with a girl who used so much tongue I felt like I had been sexually assaulted. I think I was a bit worried at one point that her damned tongue would get lodged in my throat and I'd die from asphyxiation.

So what do I set the countdown clock for when Anonymous decides to step in?

Can I have some of your optimism?

By the time my son's mother and I were even able to realize she was pregnant and get her into a doctor the fetus already had a detectable heartbeat.

And Super Why! and Little Einsteins. Seriously. I just want programming with characters that actually have some amount of brains. Not for educational purposes so much as stupid characters make me want to repeatedly bash my head against solid surfaces.

Ugh. Spongebob Squarepants is the most obnoxious creation in the universe. And it is equally obnoxious the grown ass people who follow that ridiculous show religiously.

This same rant can be applied to Special Agent Oso. The worst damn show I have ever seen, I refuse to allow my son to watch it solely because I believe it will actually make him stupid. Because Oso is the damned dumbest cartoon character ever (and that is including Goofy ... who also infuriates me—especially in the…

I hate that alert.

"You think you have what it takes to be a Psycho huh?"

Don't know if Shane is Silas, but I think Silas is going to be the next big bad. I think the story Shane tells about him is actually flipped, I think Silas is the one who killed the girl out of jealousy and so on. I also don't totally believe in the cure. I think it is going to be like the Sun and Moon curse.