Alex

Oh, I love this idea. Bacon-orange-marmalade Brussels, mmmm. 

No, he’s definitely 22.

Personally, I feel some type of way every time an attractive person complains that they no longer receive regular validation from others of their attractiveness. Many of us go our whole lives without getting hit on, getting visits in our DM’s, or having any of the other stuff happen that makes us think “I still got it”…

Ainge is the idiot who, by coyly broadcasting his promise to trade the team’s stock of young players for Davis if only the New Orleans Pelicans would wait until the summer, poisoned and destroyed the fragile internal ecosystem of a team with once-legitimate and now-ruined championship ambitions.

“We don’t need to watch every tape” - Robert Kraft

“Timeout. You’re saying I can use overeating as an excuse?”

Anybody dismissing the notion of electability might not know how politics works.

Well, I guess we found his weakness, the sole point of vulnerability for a historically good player, almost mythically good in some respects, and so I suppose we should call that weakness something that represents said singular area of anatomical imperfection: This is Durant’s Lebron’s Dick.

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

Have they tried turning it off and on again? Maybe a hard boot?

“We respectfully disagree”

Allison wins because: Pineapple. Anyone who does not agree with this... well, you are wrong, so enjoy being wrong, because nothing you can do will stop you from being wrong... did I mention that you are wrong.

Joel Embiid, blown out, seeks a solid performance to avoid elimination.

Holy shit I can’t remember the last time rich whites literally owned this many people!

It’s implied by your tone and title. “The guy you hated in college.” Why? I mean, do you really hate non-assholes? Because he’s smart, because he’s curious, because he’s learning a language instead of tweeting about Kardashians while he’s on the toilet. God forbid we have someone who’s thoughtful and capable. You…

Jezebel: “Pete Buttigieg, who is enjoying a surge in the polls for no apparent reason”

We are about to eat our candidates again. If you had a company, you’d never hire Trump to run it. If someone in your personal life bragged or lied like Trump, you’d never hang out with them. The person I knew in college that bragged and lied like that was known as “Annoying Man” by me and my friends. Yet somehow this…

Actually all these anecdotes make me like him, and up until now I was more or less indifferent. Maybe I’m also an asshole?

If you ate the marrow from earthenware cups afterwards, you could call the dish Bone, Mugs, and Hominy.