I came here to say, if there’s any investors who are either readers, or who are eying this situation, I would totally be down to pay a subscription to Deadspin 2.0 or UnDeadspin. Actual human dollars, and not just ad revenue. And I’d like to think I’m not alone in that thinking, either. Let someone else’s fuck up be…

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

The Yankees won’t be in the World Series, and all is well with the world once more.

We want to extend a nation-wide heartfelt gratitude to Houston and D.C. for saving us from a Fall Classic befouled by the Yankees and Cardinals. The Yankee team is stocked with actually decent men, save for the petulant and perfidious Sanchez. For one example, Judge is not only a great player but seems like an…

Defensive Holding!

as someone who hated the braves throughout the 90s and has hated the cardinals ever since, this series is very perplexing.  

What’s actually more hilarious is watching the $87 million man in Minnesota leading the offense to a measly 60 yards in almost 3 quarters of work. And people wonder why Dak wants $35 million/year.

“FROM YOU, OK?! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!”

I doubt that Belichick and the Patriots want to paint themselves into a corner like that.

Alright, who said “Speak!”?

Yes, but in the fine tradition of Baltimore quarterbacks, let's spend the next decade arguing about whether or not Lamar Jackson is elite.

The headline paired with the gif is better than anything we’ll come up with. Put down your thumbs.

You sweet summer child. 

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

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Group chat’s gonna be lit tonight