Phillies fans are wondering when the Bryce Harper trade is going to kick in

18. getting hit by a bus

Federer turned pro in 98 and Djokovic turned pro in ‘03. They will likely have about equal career playing time. It wont be any 6.5 year advantage that any player has.

“Be Modest”

WYTS 2019 material right here

Why is this site so unbelievably obsessed over Pete? There’s 20 other candidates you could research and write about and yet it’s him. 

Hey, I’m trailing in the polls and it’s only going to get worse. I know what I should do, be MORE cautious!

A simple trick I use is just say “Excuse me, I need to use the restroom” and you can get yourself out of 99% of conversations.  You can either go use the restroom or pretend like you’re going there and it works either way.

nah, it’s “Do your job”

I really though as a child that Keith Van Horn was going to get us to the promised land :(

a little orange marmalade with a bitter vegetable like Brussels sprouts is pretty heavenly

It’s really time to end this series.

Was this article even necessary? We get it, he’s not Bernie so you have to crap on everything he does. Many people think that understanding who a person is and what they like to do will influence how they are as a leader.

Years and years ago, I worked at a toy store when Big Mouth Billy Bass came out and I literally heard that stupid song when I tried to sleep at night.

I’ve had to cut several good friends out of my life over the past few years and it’s felt great. One in particular, I was always feeling anxious when we’d hang out because he made himself the center of attention in every group setting, often times really inappropriate. He was showing pics of the person he hooked up…

Im a contractor at DHS HQ and our contracting officer got our project on the essential list even though it’s nowhere near essential. But, we cant work on items that arent approved and we are just about to run out any day now. It’s a weird feeling around the office, no one knows what’s coming next and how long all the…

One of the best meals I had there was at a place called Cabbages and Condoms - a preventative themed restaurant. It’s kitschy decor but the food is incredible

Longtime Philly fan, living in DC for the past 15 years. Caps are the only team that I actually dont hate in this city and I am excited to see win. Enjoy this feeling, read all the articles for the next week and then get back to fucking yourself.

It’s actually pretty easy to get around the I-95 toll at the Maryland border