I like it. Better yet, make it some Scooby-Doo/Inception shit.

how big is his penis tho

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

I once again got through the entire post without seeing my father’s name or email address. It’s only a matter of time, though.

Liberty lost to Syracuse, 24-0.

You cannot be serious!

clearly a foot fault

Just add a new item to your menu: The Bottomless Worker Drink $15

I wouldn’t worry too much about the injured. In my experience, there are plenty of Chinese spare ribs to go around.

If there’s one thing you need to be good at to succeed as an OL coach in Miami it’s how to cut a line into shape.

good.

As an Eagles fan, the absolute best Eagles games are when the Eagles play like pure garbage against an inferior opponent for the first 3 quarters of a game. And then pull it all together in the 4th quarter to win. You get all of the joy of booing and cursing for 3 hours. And then for the final half hour you get to see…

Well, it’s not every day you meet a woman named Artura.

I hope he beats this 

Presidential candidate NFL coaching equivalents:

adding your own milk

I don’t want to make a thing of this but I think, down here in the comments section, there’s a difference between “I’m willing to make a joke about this” and “I don’t think this is a serious thing”. There are lots of things that are serious and terrifying in the world that people joke about to help cope with the stark…

This article shows a fundamental lack of understanding of how crash safety requirements work. As a current crash safety engineer at a major OEM, please let me take a few moments to clear some things up.

Well, this should at least satisfy the purists who for years complained about baseball analysts judging players like Addison Russell, Odubel Hererra, and Roberto Osuna without having the benefit of personal experience.

This Jonah guy sounds like a whale of an asshole.