No kidding. What I usually do, and this has always worked, is put the weed in a small ziploc bag, then duck tape around the bag a few times, then put that bag in another bag, then put the whole thing in a third ziploc. Then I stuff it down into a small jar of peanut butter, cut a six inch slit in my stomach just below…

Say hello to the next Secretary of Transportation:

I was on a road trip back from Chicago, where I’d traveled from Boston to pick up a girl I’d been long-distance with and who was moving to my place, beginning of June, 2002.

Faulk did not maintain possession of the puck while completing a football move. Incomplete pass, no goal.

The real death lineup is the friends we make along the way.

Patrick: Beto is gay.

At least we’re finally getting an answer to “what would it look like if an entire organization was the old lady who complained to the HOA about your lawn?”

“What a mensch.”

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

Because Indiana.

Twitter permanently suspended one of my accounts for being “abusive” towards trump, which I actually consider a compliment. I continue to abuse him but don’t have all my old followers back yet.

I’m team side salad. Was raised by people who ate salad with every single meal to the point where a meal without a salad just doesn’t feel complete. It’s just nice to have something light and leafy when you’re eating something heavy? Side salad all the way.

HOW DARE HE NOT PAINT HIMSELF INTO A CORNER!  THE NERVE OF THIS GUY.

Because “sanctuary city” has become a completely loaded term used by idiot conservatives, not unlike “sjw”? I don’t blame him for not wanting to glom onto that one.

The one in St. Louis.

You know, as a designer myself, I was at first thrilled to see this headline. How cool that someone not in the field even noticed! But it’s just a boring, thinly veiled hit piece on a longshot candidate based on... what, exactly? The fact that Buttigeig doesn’t have policy ready years in advance? That he thought…

What an odd take. A candidate who, two months ago had very little national recognition, is taking time to introduce themselves to the public, share their personal story and values, before unleashing a torrent of policy proposals that will likely be close to what all the other Dem candidates are proposing... this is a…

Yes. And can we please stop lumping him in with the other white male candidates? That he is gay and is a serious contender is HUGE. It is really important for me and other LGBTQ+ people to see him out there with his husband running for President. HUGE. Do I wish he were a lesbian woman of color instead? Hells…

This is lame. In some ways I get the criticism around the lack of policy, although in the early days of a campaign it is a balancing act between getting the voting population jazzed and behind the idea of you and not putting out too much policy, but making sure you do have substance (the Obama bros on PodSaveAmerica…

Folks, if you’re jonesing bad enough that the restroom of a Starbucks is where you decide to shoot up ... seek help.