addendum: 

Come on Kawhi Leonard

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…

A Miami resident leaves temple early so he doesn’t miss out on a great deal?

Anthony Davis: I agree, Albert. This kind of thing raises serious eyebrow.

Once again, what truly sets Big Ben apart is a massive grey area.

Hopefully Oubre enjoys this now, because the Suns won’t have too many more wins to celebrate this year.

Easy to focus on revenge when you’re not worried about the ‘Zards, ‘Tics, or making the ‘yoffs

It’s ok, I’m sure he’ll get signed by the Redskins after they cut him.

Every Celtics fan’s dream: an all-black team that are actually really white guys.

Phoenix will not be inhabitable by 2037.

Truly the Bushest of Leagues.

signs that you have anxiety:

https://twitter.com/nicholasbohac/status/1064313472723247104?s=19

With his BMI and your standard Wisconsin diet of cheese, sausage and beer? Medically speaking he’s probably a ticking ti-

Not to be that guy, but 2004 players throwing opening pitches is going to take, like, 19 hours.

Clearly Kindstrand Nelson is just making this up after seeing the riches and fame that came to Christine Blasey Ford.

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

In Soviet Russia, Escalator walks you. 

Went to the golf course with two fully functioning eyes.  Ended up with a hole in one.