Big Stick Fetches Better Than Fancy Dog

Philadephia is tough crowd. I mean they even booed the pope and that guy helped young men achieve their first orgasm.

the Pro Football Hall of Fame loves insane, sanctimonious asshole Ray Lewis but might change its own rules because of Terrell Owens.

*reads headline*

Has a rising star ever fallen this hard, this fast?

Hello, I am the one who sent the letter. My wife and I thank everyone for your comments and discussions regarding this difficult topic.

Maybe Trump’s going to pardon him for being a Muslim. Or just for being black.

Bourdain was an advocate for women. He also used his platform to give a voice to the largely brown and Spanish speaking staff who make up the backbones of our restaurant industry. 

If anyone here is in crisis or knows somebody who is, 741741 is the number for Crisis Text Line - it’s a completely anonymous and free texting service with members who are trained to help talk you through whatever you’re feeling and help you get to a cool, calm moment. Keep it in the back of your mind or in your phone…

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

“Quit before your party gets royally embarrassed in the midterms” - Ayn Rand

As funny as the spineless jokes are, Paul Ryan didn’t kowtow to Trump because he was a spineless coward. He did it because he knew that Trump could only be the useful idiot he needed to get his agenda passed if he was constantly placated. Keeping Trump’s ego nice and plump was simply a necessary precondition to…

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

Maybe if, as a teacher, you shot them, it would help.

1995 Delaware alumni. Legit no one has ever cared about the basketball team.

How is this statement in any way controversial, Ned?

I dunno, guys. I mean, he’s 70, he tried and failed to be president, his whole political career is because of nepotism, he’s kind of awkward and overmanaged, and everybody kind of got sick of him last time...wouldn’t he be happier if he stayed home and knit some stuff for his grandkids?

He was just confused as to why the fumble wasn’t called off due to a phantom defensive holding penalty.