The last time Cousins went down awkwardly on Achilles was Patroclus.

Chris Paul: What’s wrong?

[To daughter, pointing at drugs] “You can’t touch this!”

Cheer up Duke fans, at least your Yankees got Stanton

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

We get it, you’re white

Yup. That’s what we want. People putting principles before profits. Any principles. Doesn’t matter what the principles are. Liberalism is the idea that any and all principles are equally good and valid. Religious Intolerance, Racial Supremacy, Misogyny, the principle of Profits being more important than…

He’s the first athlete to take public trans, as long as you don’t consider the decathlon a sport.

Not A Single Clue About Racism

I miss the Cardinals posts after losses. Deadspin had a good thing going there.

Aren’t you generally supposed to release a good song for your album’s first single?

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

No. Because they never would have beaten the 97' Bulls which featured, IRC, Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman, Magic Johnson, Toni Iommi, Luke Walton, Dickie Simpkins and Scotty 2 Hottie and were coached by Phil Niekro.

As I have written before, my daughter died when she was five in 2011, two months after being diagnosed with an inoperable and malignant brain tumor. There is no cure for her type of tumor - DIPG - and current treatments do little more than extend life for a few months.

So let’s say impeachment takes a while and in the meantime the Dems take back the senate and house due to anti-GOP backlash from all this. So many are implicated that the line of succession gets to Pelosi, who is house speaker I’m this scenario. Ol’ Nance appoints Hilary VP, then promptly resigns. America gets the…

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

Is this story fact or fiction? I hope Pete Carroll can figure out the truth.

He’s everything Jameis wants
He’s everything Jameis needs
He’s everything inside of Jameis
That Jameis wishes Jameis could be
He says all the right things
At exactly the right time
But he means nothing to Jameis
And you don’t know why