What I do is weigh myself, and also measure my waist.

So THIS is the undercover midwestern racism everyone talks about.

Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

It’s easy. If you look at only the uppercase letters, they spell “The payoff was not worth the small effort it took to figure this out.”

“Pop-Pop.”

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

Ok, (Breathe, just Breathe) I should not have clicked on this article but I did so.......

Scot’s already missing a T, I don’t think two As are going to help him.

We call that Freedom Foam.

Also, how the hell do you train a dog to not eat a Dorito you stick in his mouth?

Well duh, he’s a boxer. Those are best dogs in the whole wide world yes they are yes they are.

Ohhhh Bloomberg is interesting....

One thing that is helping me sleep (when even the weed doesn’t work) is a doofus co-worker of mine who has been talking nonstop about Trump. He got his driver’s license and registered his car with a family member’s address North Carolina, so he could save money on car insurance in New York. Now the only way he can…

Man it’s really feast or famine with the Irish.

I love how Republicans are soooo scared of that word!!

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

There’s always next year.

I am going to miss that column.

Sadly, no more Cardinals losses.