I didn’t know you could do that from inside the kitchen.

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?

The dog was relieved that it was only a spring training game. Besides, it had been 13 years since going to a Phillies game meant a trip to the Vet.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa—isn’t somebody from the early 2000s Kings gonna call timeout on this??

Looks like this kid is ready to turn a page and turn a negative into a positive. How difficult it must be to be a talent kid with your whole life ahead of you only to find out that you have to be in the St. Louis Cardinals’ organization.

So many puppy stories.

wrong.

A general rule of thumb is that they can hold their bladder for about an hour for each month of age up to about 6 months of age, at which point they should be able to make it through a normal work day.

Also known as the Seventh-Inning Kvetch

That’s the only check from a Schilling’s bank account that is being sent to the state of Rhode Island.

+1,000,000 that you can win playing on BassetKings!

Don’t worry, we blacks and Latinos are about to come in and save liberal white America from itself very soon.

Being a sore loser and not conceding when he loses, shit talking the organizations when he doesn’t get their endorsements, stealing campaign data, whining about the establishment when he almost exclusively gets positive press and now constantly changing the conditions after agreeing to them - it’s Bernie’s world…

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

I don’t understand this.

I wonder if he’s aware of the fact that there’s this powder they keep on the sidelines that helps you grip the ball when your hands get sweaty.

Call me crazy but I love .269

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

Timothy McVeigh: [cums]