White Dude: Damn, that’s cold.

The source then clarified that old is, in fact, an acronym for “on lots of drugs.”

Speaking of Philly, it’s a testament to how terrible a four-sport city we are that we didn’t even make Drew’s “championship sweep” rankings.

He’s going to break his left thumb?

“and realized he couldn’t grip a football.”

Huh.

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

I suppose. I still think it smacks a little bit of not recognizing that Hillary isn’t her Husband and isn’t on the hook for the shitty things he may have done.

Posted this on the Jambaroo yesterday, but wanted to reiterate, because it’s truly remarkable. I heard this on my local sports talk station, so I have not done this research myself:

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

“The commenters outside looked from feminist to troll, and from troll to feminist, and from feminist to troll again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

The house arrest that he is currently under seems reasonable. At least we know he’s securely confined to his home with the mandated ankle monitors.

Leave it to someone from Utah to not be forthright about being married to more than one bad decision.

34 freebies in one night? Who the hell invited him on a recruiting trip to Louisville?

It’s not really fair to call them Trailblazers. Other NBA teams have been doing this for years.

You mean the Belichik is pissed because an obscure rule bit him on the ass? You don't say.

I never know what to do with these kinds of cases. I am a survivor of rape, and deeply believe in showing support and compassion to victims, but at the same time I am deeply uncomfortable with the idea that a person’s personal and professional life can and should be ruined based on two tweets, with absolutely no…

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

Bill-Jets games are usually enjoyed best by being completely blind.