#blackcoffeematters

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

The National Suicide Prevention Hotline can be reached at 1 (800) 273-8255.

Am I the only one experiencing some Taylor Swift fatigue? I liked her until about a year ago...I guess I’ve gotten sick of her.

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date

The amazing thing is that Harvey shut Zobrist down, and that guy’s Auschwitz hitter!

I only take Harvey out if he dies before the 27th out

“Well I’ll be Goddamned” - everyone involved

Basketsball is here! Time again to revel in the greatest thing ever written.

Jacksonville then trolled Ryan by stuffing a foot up Buffalo’s ass.

After hitting the haple77 7ideline guy in the head, Kaepernick offered a meager “I tried to warn ya’ll the 7torm was coming and you just said I was being in7en7itive.”

+1, but that’s relative.

EMCC are not acting like a bunch of Einsteins.

A typical above ground pool is about 20 feet in diameter and 4 feet deep. That’s 1810 cubic feet. According to this site, 1 cubic foot of gold weighs 1203.74 pounds (that feels high but gold is pretty dense). 1810 cubic feet times 1203.75 pounds/cubic foot is 2,178,787.5 POUNDS of gold. Gold is currently $1,170.40 per…

Tina Fey never impersonated a politician.

Embiid also was frequently seen feasting on chicken fingers

Embiid demanded a trade after Philadelphia wouldn’t let him take classes at Shirley Temple University.

It’s all fun and games until someone breaks Ruben Tejada’s other leg.

In fairness, if you’ve gotta die, going out coked up in a brothel is probably one of the better ways. Right behind saving your entire family from the wreck of a burning battleship.