You think that's nice, Elvis Andrus gave away the entire game.

Okay but also bike lanes should be banned in general because cyclists should be banned because they never FUCKING FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE GODDAMN ROAD YOU CANNOT RUN A FUCKING STOP SIGN I AM IN A GIANT METAL TWO TON CYCLIST KILLING MACHINE YOU GODDAMN MORONS

That play had a happy ending

Ovechkin understood the scratch, noting that such careless errors can destroy a tepm.

I also liked the part when the Cardinals lost.

That guy’s all class, win or ‘ludes.

Tough season for the Colts, but I’m sure Jim Irsay is still enjoying himself.

Proud member of the Partnership for a Yankees-Free October.

America wins when the Yankees lose.

On the bright side, C.C. Sabathia finally has some drinking buddies again.

Honestly, this is the Lions’ fault for putting the game in the officials’ hands. This has been talked about ad nauseam for months, but when you only need to get one yard inside the red zone, you give the ball to Marshawn Lynch every fucking time.

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

No

“Punt.”
- Bears

There are 22 sentences in this article (excluding quotes not written by Mr. Draper). 21 of them have a subject and a verb (the majority have multiples of each in what grammarians like to call “subordinate clauses”). The only sentence that does not, “Via ESPN:” introduces a block quote. That’s a sentence noun/verb…

Unless the Texans can make a good quarterback turnip, they're going to keep getting beet.

He’s a ridiculous candidate and a despicable human being, but there is definitely a lesson that candidates who aren’t sociopaths and bigots should learn from Trump: There’s a lot of people out there who prefer unrehearsed gibberish to a well constructed thought that comes out rehearsed. I’m not saying someone should…

My grandmother lived in dc for 40 years. Huge Redskins fan. Always complained about Dan Snyder. In the end, she had Alzheimer’s and didn’t recognize me or her own children. I visited her the week before she died. At one point, she angrily muttered something under her breath as she swayed uneasily at the kitchen table…

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.