There’s a 93.4% I don’t watch a single NFL game this year. I used to watch every Sunday but it’s so much overkill now.

Smith says Enemkpali struck him as “friend” and “foe” combined.

Maybe the world finally is changing. We have two guys kissing in the corner, and all I care about is a PFTCommenter shout out.

Great goalie except that he has a tendency to lick his 5-hole.

The world is full of teens armed

Best 501c3 in baseball.

this person comes around once in a blue moon

That’s funny, I always thought he would end up working for Sara Lee.

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.

It’s the Arizona Cardinals , she’s still not a coach on a football team.

I decided to take this down.

This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.

They couldn’t even find a proper skyline to put on the fucking team’s draft hats this year. That’s the Miami skyline. That is just the saddest thing. I give up.

Mark Portugal married his second wife Donna Lisbon in 2008. Mark and Donna Lisbon-Portugal now own a vineyard in California.

George W. Bush: [sits in grade school classroom]
Aide: [tells him 9/11 happened]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [wonders why it was a day earlier than planned]
Baseball Player: [slams pie in Bush’s face]

Weirdly, this account is followed almost exclusively by Camptown ladies.

It makes the planet warmer. So you can earn more. So you can do more coke. So you can work longer. So you can earn more. So you can do more coke.