Two back-to-back posts on my daughter’s Twitter: “I highly encourage you to search “moving to Canada” on Twitter for some serious entertainment.” (People are posting that they’re moving to Canada due to the SCOTUS ruling.) Her next post: “I wonder when they’ll realize that same-sex marriage has been legal in Canada…

I’m a straight guy, crying at my desk... here’s the end of the decision, and it’s beautiful:

Hey buddy, why don’t you make like Stuart Scott’s eye and look somewhere else?

Don’t you think it’s a bit presumptuous to assume Mike Lupica reads Deadspin?

I’ve converted people to soccer on this video alone. Convincing enough that everyone agreed they need to watch it in person vs. on TV.

Catches like this should really help the Chicago Wildfire stay at the top of a division that includes such powerhouses as the New Orleans Hurricanes, the San Francisco Earthquakes and the South Carolina South Carolinians.

How OTL eventually got a hold of the notebook isn’t made explicitly clear in the story.

I’m disgusted to hear Chicago was given the Stanley Cup after discovering this guy was runner up.

Those cameras are going to look pretty good on another team in a couple of years.

It looks like the internet’s opinion is Split.

to his credit, George Jason Alexander posted this on twitter

I can’t help but think that the angry folks criticizing ESPN for giving Jenner the Arthur Ashe Award are the same ones who would have criticized ESPN for naming an award after Arthus Ashe in the first place.

I’ll stick to Burning Love, thanks.

Umm, Bill? Deflategate happened in 2015.

Why does everyone want to legalize weed? Weed is boring. Cocaine is the most fun drug of them all.

Fun twist: When I went to my boyfriend’s family reunion, I thought he was going to propose, but I got dumped instead. Apparently his mother, aunts, and sisters all knew beforehand and bought me parting-from-the-family gifts. How’s that for fucked up? lol.

What idiot called it Bark at the Park instead of the Marge Schott Memorial Bring The Bitch Out To The Ballpark Day.

I heard a radio personality yesterday saying repeatedly “becoming one of the greatest of all time.” If dude quit basketball tomorrow he is a first ballot, max votes hall of famer and in every top 10 all time conversation. He has at least 3 years left of league MVP and NBA championship opportunities. Dude IS the best…