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I call shenanigans. Neither of these women look a thing like me!

Though he seemed calm during the interview, everyone knows that Mohajir is a sweater.

Well at least this settles the whole debate about whether D.C. is a Northern town or a Southern town . . . . putting your balls in the hands of your Cousins is a time-honored tradition in the South.

This wouldn't be the first negative response I've received.

It's even worse once you consider there's TWO MORE of these asshats walking around somewhere. Thanks a lot, fertility clinics!

This is definitely photoshopped. It would be so unlike Papelbon to not have the L.

I guess we'll never know what does the Fox say.

Give the guy credit. At least he said "NO" to Jameis right away, instead of saying "YES" but then waking up the next morning and deciding that his "YES" was really a "NO" and going to the cops about it, which is something that really, truly, happens all the time.

Adding even more credence to this guy's story, he isn't a senator's son.

"That's over the line."

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Go Bears!

Jebediah Springfield

Black man clapping for no reason.

If you're not going to bring things to a halt when you find out there's a potential problem with Down's, then why do we even have referees or amniocentesis?

Can you imagine the backlash if this had happened to an actual football team?

I was actually able to catch Tomlin's steps right before the camera did

Why the hell is this even news? It's 2013, for crying out loud.