"YOUR KILLING ME @Foster_43"

Ohio State Reacts to final BCS poll.

1. Let's all guess what the most frequently-occurring ballot will be (e.g., four or five names, Maddux/Glavine, etc.)

Trade it for two votes to be named later

Not impressed, Cleveland. Our entire team's gone viral.

Why should any woman let a small village in Western Ukraine drive?

Well, you know what they say, to air is human.

Stewart: [reaches top]

Pictured: Turner Field during World Series week

Patriots got jobbed out of A Tom Brady miracle.

I imagine he read all that good advice, thought about it for precisely 12 seconds, then blinked, said "Dear god am I honestly thinking about a world where the Jaguars win two games in a row?" and, laughing nervously about his brief tangle with insanity, picked the Cardinals.

cm1983: [is born]

"Nobody ever lets me make any decisions", thought JumboTron. As if it wasn't hard enough being Calvin Johnson's fat younger brother.

[cums in anticipation]

Bert's middle name, of course, is Dundunn.

You said there was a time when McCarver was actually good.

Rumor has it, this was all caused when an angry Alabama fan poisoned the ticket oak.

That's so beyond rude. Not just to harass the guy, but to take pictures of his family? The last thing they want is to be caught in some weird, awkward photo for the whole world to see. I mean come on-

Pictured: Ted Cruz's platform.

I can't really speak to the mentality of their front office, but based off of their offense at least, the Marlins seem unfamiliar with the concept of doubles.