Well, yes, but being on a ventilator isn’t typically described as being “on oxygen.” They’re already messing with the timeline. It’s pretty clear that he was on oxygen at some point, given the waffly nature of the denial. Probably huffed as much as he could just before being photographed walking off the heli.

I just…

Well it's not his tax dollars. 

Commentors over on redstate.com are losing their minds... “how is it that only Republicans are coming down with the ‘China flu’, huh?”

“They shouldn’t be fact-checking anything. They should allow people to have a voice.”

GOVERNOR CUOMO TO SEND PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY A ‘NEW YORK CARES’ GET WELL PACKAGE

It’s not a false narrative if you actually said it.  

I don’t know why you don’t have more numbers, goddess. This was my first thought too. “See, we have the China Virus and we don’t even feel it, you left wing crybabies. Watch me do pushups and eat a whole bucket of KFC without sweating. I CAN TASTE IT TOO, LOSERS!” I’ll believe this when I see a REAL test result.

I’m sure all our thoughts and prayers are with the coronavirus at this diffcult time.

Yup. We call it Schlaflyization. If you need to be out at a podium every night while your husband cares for the kids and cooks and cleans, Jesus will understand because you were at that podium putting other women in their place. 

So it’s Mountain Dew Code Brown?

Actually, it’s always kind of annoyed me that I can’t order off the kids menu. If I want a damn grilled cheese and tater tots, I should be able to order that, not locked out by age.

The Root -100, where they count from 0 to -100 on the worst of the worst. We know Herman Cain’s ghost is -99 (only beaten by Clarence Thomas at -100) but where will Candace Owen or Larry Elder rank? 

Best Shuck and/or Jive

Condoms are still a thing in *consensual* sexual encounters.

I’ve had it several times, so I just take it daily. I can tell when its low now because I start to feel weird.

There needs to be a way to pay these lawsuits either from the police budget or from the unions or from the cops themselves personally or some combination.

Everyone lies on the forums, no one wants to be the person who said “I got a great warranty for $2600" only to have 50 people call you a sucker.   

Insert “power differential/Punching Up vs. Punching Down” argument here.

I’d give the Garbage Plate extra points for honesty. You know what you are getting yourself into there. St. Louis Slinger is a lie born from a fib.