Worth it for that audible Collinsworth spit-take. Sounded like he caught a fly in his mouth.

“Go fuck yourself, San Diego Los Angeles Carson Inglewood San Diego!”

As a Knicks fan, this also confused me.

Opting out of a contract isn’t remotely the same thing as quitting a job. Opting out is a normal and intended part of the labor market of professional sports.

On the list of “Quarterbacks I only know exist because of lists of starters made to prove Kaep is being blackballed”

You know, maybe this is the reason for declining ratings. People fired up to watch Kevin Hogan versus C.J. Beathard.

He’s the Niners’ third-round rookie sensation.

The appropriate response to so many QBs this season.

Actually, let me explain this without reading the article.

Do you call masturbation “off-speed stuff” or “junk balling”?

Strasburg’s agent, Scott Boras, today told Morosi that Strasburg had “flulike symptoms” yesterday

It’s a matter of Tanner Roark starting today or Gio Gonzalez starting tomorrow.

With these weak-ass lies, Baker would’ve been better to come up with something completely over-the-top, like Strasburg was pulled into a miniature black hole or something. If you’re going to lie like a toddler, at least go big with it.

Settle down kids. Why don’t each of you go to your safe space and calm down.

You just cucked him brah

Triggered much?

The rise of the term snowflake is one of the absolute dumbest parts of this whole mess.

I see your Fly II and raise you a Robocop: