Towns from downtown! Downs from towntown! Down from twontwon! Twontwon from down! twon

I coach both high school and some youth ball. The two biggest problems I see? Ego and a win-at-all-costs attitude.

Fuck Mike Stoops. That’s absolutely despicable. I don’t care if Walker flipped two birds and grabbed his balls on the way out: For Stoops to throw Walker under the bus is atrocious.

Perhaps not, but there’s still more evidence that Stein voters helped get Trump elected than there is that vaccines do anything other than prevent epidemics.

The first Jedi formed the Order after getting sicked of being friendzoned constantly.

They give Beesley and Crusher a bad name.

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

I googled toilet paper penis roll and was not disappointed.

the morning trump was elected i jokingly (in semi-tears) said to my boyfriend “good morrrrning president trump!!!!” (a la good morning vietnam) which caused my boyfriend and i to launch into a fake song entitled “good morning, president trumppppp!” while we danced and did jumping jacks and gesticulated towards…

because the only way to stop the constant flow of my tears is to quickly distract myself with laughs - if anyone knows how the toilet paper was dispensed in the men’s room, please keep it yourself.

you know what i will miss most about obama?

Sorry, kids, ice cream is for winners.

No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet.

am i the only person who basically has no desire to see live action versions of cartoons? unless you are doing something like ‘ever after’ whats the point?

I’m getting a lot of hostility (which, internet, of course) for stating what I think potential ways forward and beat case scenarios are. I don’t think that makes me an ass. I’m upset like all of you, but this is our new reality. I’m committed to dealing with it and fighting for a more inclusive government, and I don’t…

OT: There is a Whitehouse dot gov petition to have President Obama exercise his independent constitutional right to appoint Supreme Court Justice Merrick Garland because Senate has waived rights.

And also maybe don’t refer to half of the country as deplorable. Turns out people don’t like being called stupid and patronized.

Watching it live I saw Roethlisberger give the thumbs up between signaling for a spike and knew a fake was coming. It’s probably hard to be running down the field to get into position on defense and be looking for signals at the same time, but they shouldn’t have been caught so off guard. At the very least, assume…

If Dallas didn’t want any action, why were they dressed to play ball?

she’s a latter day jordan fan, obvi.