I like the old school Doritos better.

Wait... plain Doritos are a thing?? I’ve never seen them. Granted, my Dorito game has been slacking since I was a teenager, but even then I don’t recall Doritos coming in “corn and salt flavored.”

It’s a pretty small potatoe.

Right to his knee? He went for the ball. He dove for the ball, which was stationary, and had his back turned to the kicker when the kicker advanced forward to kick. Sherman didn’t target the moving knee. He targeted the very stationary ball.

He was going for the ball.

Also, the play was obviously NOT dead. The refs didn’t blow a whistle until well after the kicker and Sherman had collided. The play isn’t dead until the whistle is blown. The audio is clear as day.

Yes, the refs fucked it up.

+3 guys

when i was in high school, there was mandatory testing that took place once a year for freshman and seniors, on the very same day. one year, the school decided to take all the sophomores and juniors and stick them into the auditorium for a few hours to watch a film. well, the chess club, of all people, managed to find…

“Currently, there is no evidence to suggest that any of the students from the school were involved in the incident.”

He’s white.

Student of the game, that one. A real gym rat.

I admire his high motor and basketball IQ.

He probably had a strong work ethic and worked hard to develop his abilities.

I for one admire his scrappy, deceptively fast effort.

That “sweating like a dog line” from his kickoff speech really pissed me off. Like, not only is he completely ignorant about all issues of social and cultural tolerance, but he also missed that day of 3rd grade where the teacher explained that dogs pant to release heat instead of sweating?

obligatory 2 minutes for ruffing

Don’t you mean A Tribe Called Kvetch?

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

Is this “Let’s forget some guys!”

My friend’s wife had a student two years ago named ‘La-a.’ Pronounced Ladasha. She wasn’t white.