Finally, someone read the damn sign!

“Hansen could pursue an NHL team”

As long as they Call it The Sound Garden I don’t care who pays for it.

Chris Hansen to city of Seattle: “Why don’t you have 18,000 seats, right over here?”

Why don’t you just calm down and take a seat. Take a seat right over there. Maybe have a glass of lemonade.

“Have a seat right over there.”

Honestly SoDoSoPa would be a nicer part of town for an arena.

Since 2009, Alex Smith has never had a YAC higher than 8th in the league (2015, his only top 10 finish). He’s mostly been bottom 15. The top 5 each year are the usual suspects: Brady, Brees, Rodgers, Manning, Rivers, Stafford, Big Ben, Luck, etc. Not really sure what your point is here if all the top quarterbacks in…

+1 Cooter joke without writing “Cooter”!

You earned those stars fair and square.

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

This is a compassionate sentiment. I would be happy to share it except for

I just noticed all the pepperoni rings are rotating in opposite directions and it really is like a hypnotic spiral of pizza.

Wait until he finds out that women can vote.

One is actual food for offspring, the other is waste material?

If there is a “Trump” audible, what do you think it is?

Go right. Further right. Completely out of bounds. Further.

The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

I’d venture in the Pats’ case, the “Trump” audible is some kind of fancy dog whistle.