It’s extremely Brownsian that they can’t even be the best at losing

I hadn’t noticed that, but it’s nice to finally have something to mock the Browns over.

The best thing about cartridges are the instant load times and expandability

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We have a candidate for “Will it Sous Vide?” A Woodson Take.

...son.

There’s a white guy from Western Massachusetts in an Aaron Hernandez jersey that’s furious right now.

That Marine didn’t even take off his hat!

Depends. What was your completion percentage?

Martin Shkreli pops up a lot for a guy who must be getting kicked in the nuts by a stranger every 5 minutes.

10. Peter King orgasms.

Whoa, huge slam on Steve Buscemi out of nowhere!

I feel compelled to mention that Launchpad on at least one occasion offhandedly mentioned his former employer to Darkwing, within the first episode in fact.

It’s spelled Gif, but it’s pronounced Throat-Wobbler Mangrove.

This doesn’t surprise me in the least. The two shows followed different rules of cartoon logic, physics, and humor, and I never felt they really fit together in the same universe. DuckTales was a Disney-style universe which was relatively naturalistic; characters maintained a consistent bodily shape and integrity, and…

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

n’ice

Wow. Something goes wrong with an Apple product? The anti-Apple commenters show up in force to tell us how shitty Apple is.

Well, to be fair, one could cause a cell signal to temporarily go from 4 bars to 2 while the other could burn your house down and kill you.

For the grind, it looks like that machine has eleven settings. I'm guessing it would translate to about 66% of whatever my grinder at home can do