Waaaaay up inside your butthole.

full of piss and shit and all sorts of bacteria that could render me dead? Almost certainly. However:

You answered the question wrong:

this late in the season, an extra day or two off isn’t going to do much for them. The Popovich system of resting throughout the entire season is when this becomes a benefit. At this point, he should just pull back their minutes some, but keep them active.

Instructions not clear, dick caught in fan.

Are you saying I should stop inserting random characters into my passwords?

Clickbait whiners are the new highlight truthers.

/adjusts nerd glasses

The best shot of the movie is when he’s pitching a fit and two stormtroopers come around the corner, hear/see the rage, and just turn around. It spoke hilarious volumes on how much they baby/indulge this little tryhard wannabe vs. the badass motherfucker he clearly wants to be seen as.

I totally agree. I watched it again last night, and I love that the first time he takes off his helmet, he’s just a regular person. Not a monster, not scarred (yet), not anything but a screwed-up young person dealing with a lot of internal anger and a lot of people trying to tear him in every which way because of how…

I really hope you’re doing something other than keeping track of your fiance constantly with this app to combat this. I feel bad for both of you, because this is a bad situation to be in.

You really ought to consider that your own neuroses are entirely unhealthy and seek some sort of professional help. Would it suck if an extraordinary event happened to your significant other rendering him injured or otherwise incapacitated and not able to make it home? Yes. Should you have crippling anxiety as a…

Besides, there’s no prize for being neurosis-free

You couldn't sleep through the night because you were worried your SO wouldn't make it home from work? Sounds like a serious problem that should be addressed with therapy instead of this creepy band aid

I kind of love that though. Kylo Ren is unlike any Star Wars villain we’ve had in the past, this weirdly impotent, angry young man who is enraged that his legacy, his destiny (the most powerful concept in Star Wars, after all, is prophecy and fate), has been denied to him.

“This sort of technology is more about maintaining a peace of mind, and it’s not a psychological cure.”

Now, see, to me this plays as him trying too hard. He’s overcompensating in a really morbid way, using this to say, “Look at me! See how evil I am! Dudes, so fuckin’ evil over here!!! Guys? Anyone?”

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

It’s been an interesting Monday, but I wanted to pause and thank you for the mouthful of soda that is now all over my desk. +1

Go Derps