Steph Curry Is Some Kind Of Jedi Or Wizard Or Some Shit

You think that’s bad? I have a $50/year subscription to your Rec League’s Kickball Network. Boy, you guys are hosers.

No. More. For the love of god, please bring deadspin back.

Why did you post a picture of the jets endzone?

My 11 year old daughter has wandered (?) onto some questionable stuff on YouTube and I really think the only thing we can do, as parents, is teach them how to deal with it (and monitoring use, of course, when possible). My kid came into my room while I was reading and was just messing around when she blurted out that…

Not gonna google Furikake. Nice try Redford.

“a key logger can come in handy”

Thinking you know more or are slicker than your kid when it comes to computers is probably a recipe for disaster.

“With or Without You” is the more appropriate U2 song here.

To be fair, if any team could be described as “a mystical force punishing hubris,” it would be the Spurs.

The great thing about lacrosse is that no matter how tense and violent things get on the field, you can always count on both teams coming together as brothers afterwards to throw beer at and heckle the stripper at the post-game drink off.

If they don’t win a title this year it’s likely due to something like the San Antonio Spurs who are also an incredible team, not a mystical force punishing hubris.

Void & Null doesn’t have much of a ring to it. Honestly don’t know what you were thinking.

Hue and Lue are running the other two teams, and you suggest Rue?
Do you even DuckTales, bro?

“I need to do MORE coach. I need to yell MORE at Kevin. I need to make MORE passive-aggressive comments deriding Kyrie. I need to make my teammates feel MORE like the failures they are.”

Yes, but this sounds like Lue’s-lose scenario.

Hey kid, you hit a stationary ball 6 feet. Chill bro.

Kid better watch out. Next time he’s up the tee will be inside the batter’s box.

Well something has to elicit your comments, no?