I will say that Chick-fil-A tends to let things live in R&D for a long time. I worked there for a good 3-4 years with rumors of a spicy sandwich. They finally released it after I was a couple years gone, but...as fast food spicy goes, I was happy that their spicy chicken sandwich lingers and has definitive flavor…

Not any different than any other fast food restaurant definition of “spicy”. Better than advertising something as GHOST PEPPER SUPER SPICY and serving the same medium fast food spicy as everyone else. They’re calling a spade a spade.

We call that the shit salad, aka 2020

To me that sounds more like a term of endearment.

I’m usually fairly tolerant of other people’s preferences, but not miracle whip.

Boo. Enjoy the story without assigning motives or emotions to someone you don’t know. She sounds like she had a very reasonable response to a very human desire. Try not to vault over it in an attempt to show your superiority

I gave my seat at a James beard dinner to my friend and professional protege. He texted me during the dinner that he was seated next to a somm i knew. I instructed him to take a shot every time that somm mentioned he worked at French Laundry.

This is a particularly over-trodden and uninspired take. The problem with it has nothing to do with the idea itself; there’s plenty of truth in what you said.

Plus, pipe insulation isn’t a pool noodle

People gets so sensitive at the suggestion that it might be nice to not reinforce the majority’s sense of normality

She didn’t ask. She inferred that you’re parents are either disappointed in you, or they share your same level of thoughtfulness and compassion.

There’s a lot of things we don’t need to do. That’s what makes it kind, thoughtful, and considerate.

For everyone who mocks this as the alcohol industry trying to get out of paying taxes, you’re oversimplifying things.

I love the termite one. I was holding that one back because I didn’t know how to put it in print. I think you pulled it off fine. 

A piece of rope walks into a bar. Bartender says, “yeah, we don’t serve ropes ‘round here. You gotta leave”

Also, you’ll have to read this one aloud, and perhaps a few times. Limitations of the internet.

AHHHHH I always heard it as a piece of bacon, a waffle, and an egg walk into a bar and the bartender says “You’ll have to leave, we don’t serve breakfast foods here”

I got some spicy nuggets you can wish for.

A bear walks into a bar and says “I’ll have.....................a beer”

Allison has incredible restraint for not making the headline “Leopard Spotted in Restaurant.”