You get me. 

I heard someone cranking this song in a drive through and my first thought was shock that people listen to the song...like, I thought it was just a song that people talked about but never actually listened to 

Wait, you ate this while you had a hunger that needed to be satiated?

Aimee Levitt just wants to watch the world burn 

The nice thing about bars is you have like minded people around you - whether it’s a pool hall, sports bar, or cocktail lounge.

I’d say I came here for this, but I didn’t realize someone would execute it so flawlessly

Dammit. The hipsters have finally come after Lunchables

Hey Marnie, that sounds like something you’d...Marnie?

I believe that Wawa doesn’t have pizza because they won’t have anything on the menu that they can’t do well

There have been too many nights where I’m leaving Baltimore and can’t help but stop by the Little Caesar’s Express inside the BP station on Russell St next to the Horseshoe Casino. $5, hot and ready, four squares of Detroit style deep dish. I’m embarrassed to admit it, but it’s true. 

Come hang out at The Takeout more often!

I usually share your fear and stay silent because taste buds die and old people can’t taste things.

CCTC

Look, I’m always first in like to try stunt foods. That was a rare one where I saw it and it made so little sense I had zero interest. I will eat a KFC double down and never regret saying that I tried it...but I can’t imagine trying that and feeling anything but regret that I didn’t spend those dollars and calories on…

I have random Golden Grahams cravings. This, coupled with seeing a Golden Grahams toaster strudel has rekindled the craving. 

I will now enjoy the satisfaction that comes with knowing McJargon

Why are there called 10:1s? Is that a general food term I should be shamed for not knowing? I’m intrigued

I dunno. The best liars are the ones who have convinced themselves

WHERE. I haven’t seen them in Baltimore, Bowie, Waldorf, or Laurel

There’s a bison preserve near Salt Lake City. There is a concession stand somewhere in the middle. Yes, they serve bison burgers. Yes I asked where they get the bison from. No, it was not from the preserve.