Why do we assume the food goes uneaten?

I would guess they are different enough that you’d be making a different cocktail. I think they’d be missing a lot of the more herbal elements that absinthe brings to the table.

I am so tired of this joke I usually recoil. I did not think it would never again be possible to execute well. You’ve brought me a smile today. 

I’m surprised there are more jar mentions than waffler mentions.

It’s a lot easier to heat an outdoor space than cool it down

I think it’s more of a subconscious thing. Nobody really says “savvy word choice, I will now purchase your wares”

It’s Chick-fil-A policy to make any lunch item on request. So if you’re willing to wait, they’re willing to make it. 

It is amazing. It used to be a menu item. I only now realized it’s gone because I usually don’t want spicy in the morning and their regglar biscuit is perfect. But it was indeed amazing

Also, cool people sit at diner counters. They’re the regulars who are on a first name basis with the staff and have cool stories to tell.

Would they install AEDs or AK-47s? I’m pretty sure a Good Guy with a Gun would have saved his life and finished two grandes nachos

People who work hospitality are cool. Patrons are often jerks. I’d much rather be facing the cool people. 

They are chicken McNuggets. If these are the questions you have, you do not want Chicken McNuggets

Hey this is cool let’s make money off of advertising masks that don’t help hinder the pandemic because they’re breathable.

Hey this is cool let’s make money off of advertising masks that don’t help hinder the pandemic because they’re…

It just gets that glassy look in its eyes that tells you they stared into the void, and the void stared back

Do they provide. Like. A dedicated rag. For wiping up the excess? Hidden underneath something?

I will never forgive them that they have a spectacular spicy chicken-on-the-bone, but they just use a spicy mayonnaise on their spicy chicken sandwich. 

You shut your whore mouth, Aimee Levitt took that picture

Yellow mustard on cold pizza

It’s almost like there should be some sort of balance or something. Like, teaching and encouraging kids to not waste food while not using overeating as punishment  

Nobody hates Cracker Jack when they’re actually eating it. It’s just ordering it that’s the difficult part