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In heaven, ALL of them will be contributing to a new holy The Takeout. Stephanie will find her way home to her kitchen, Spanfeller will tip 20%, and Claire will visit from Lifehacker heaven to make everything in a waffle maker

The point is that Boomers raised the Kardashians/Jenners

I’m with you, but I’m way more impressed with Marnie/Aimee/Allison than I expected. I’m at a point where I don’t miss them as in I wish we could have them instead, but rather I WANT THEM ALL

Did you hear about the Kinja commenter that fell into a fountain?

It’s moments like that where we get the faintest glimpse at the depths of her brilliance

Hate to break it to you...you might have to start paying for (ethical) porn

The pandering you describe is indeed eyeroll- inducing at best. I suggest that the distinction is in that Quaker Oats actually put their money where their mouth is here. Completely discontinuing a successful product line and replacing it with the launch of a completely new brand is certain to lose a large amount of…

Bottlenecks caused by long-necked bottles. I like it

Hmm. Good point. A coffee shop then. Since coffee shops ostensibly want you to hang out but really want you to leave quick and open that chair for someone else

I could see something nice in a weekly trip to the laundromat. Dedicated time to sit and read and just be calm.

If you look through my click history, I think you’ll see I’m more drawn in by the quirky fast food stories and the candy and novelty pieces. Bachelor here...I can survive hand washing the few dishes I end up using.

“People looking for things to cry about” = “People who have more knowledge on the subject and history”

BAGGED MILK, SIR. BAGGED. MILK. 

It was years before I realized Mavis Beacon was a PERSON. 

Wrong place dude. You’ll have to take it up with the Chef.

Aimee: Way to rebel, dad

All I want out of a hotel breakfast is the waffle maker. It’s the benchmark of a decent breakfast offering.

It raises awareness - educating the readership that, even though it seems voluntary on the surface, their model compels participation and the end result would cause independent restaurants to suffer/close and allow corporate restaurants to thrive. It’s an anticompetitive business model. 

Because man have legs