Something something everyone should just put in the tip

Hell, do something nobody else is considering...beat off customers.

Your options include ignoring me and engaging me by actually making an attempt to defend your original statements. I suppose you could choose an option of lodging a complaint based on a TOS agreement. 

I particularly like how toothless it is, i.e. what do you the A stands for...

Ha. I’m obligated to do neither. 

True. But your argument doesn’t stand up to scrutiny. And your dismissive approach to scrutiny combined with good vocabulary and condescension is behavior consistent with not an intellectual, but that of a blowhard.

Being dismissive isn’t equal to being intelligent. For instance, you could show how my argument is a straw man (albeit not effectively) rather than just lob a term you remember from an intro to logic class.

I wouldn’t go so far to say the article is idiotic. It does do a good job of pointing out the problems with traffic stops and reasons to reconsider the system. It does leave me wishing he spent more time discussing alternatives. Feels like half an article, or part one in a two part series

That’s a very basic way to say you didn’t understand the point of my comment. 

“Voluntary”

Helped mine. I *Really* enjoyed this article 

One time I was meeting someone in New York, in the flip phone era:

Still doesn’t explain what happened to the Double Stack. Need some crackerjack investigative reporting!

Holy shit. Vanilla pop tart.

Well done. I’ve been there before.

I don’t see how the frustration of trying to squeeze the last bit out of a tube can replace both the eager anticipation of declaring a jar of peanut butter empty and the subsequent joy of taking a rubber scraper spatula to said empty jar and going at it like Pooh with a pot of honey

I would say you should feel shame, but shame was really the whole goal

Someone needs to take a stand against this anti-raisin tyranny 

I was dismayed to learn that this was not an old article that had been resurfaced to the front/recommended page and was, indeed, a new article 

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