Get sick?

Ben showed up yesterday evening at the newly appointed Black Lives Matter Plaza in DC with coolers filled with ice cream for the protestors

Good. Goooood. 

Carpe diem, sir.

You missed “Crunker Barrel”

I think KFC is the reason SNAP made those restrictions. Because KFC is unfit for welfare food. 

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/clarissajanlim/protesters-violence-george-floyd?origin=shp

Mod pizza is very good. Can be relatively healthy. Is definitely tasty. I hope it continues growing. 

I can’t imagine that’s true. Surely there are some that...swallow?

Marnie, you did not discuss the best method for eating Necco wafers. Do we bite or suck?

I wonder about the identity of Tot Chef. I figure she is either Marnie’s child, or Kevin Pang.

If I start to develop a crush on Stephanie, does it count as Stockholm syndrome?

“unable to guarantee that by August...“

It’s got to hit a level of humor or absurdity, bring a smile, make a connection - or else it’s just seeking to profit off a disaster. It definitely hit the latter

I love this point. He should be competing against himself, not against Trump

Liquor stores give people a good reason to stay home

I like this criticism better than a simple “fuck her.”

Wow. That ad was terribly executed. 

+1 (literally)

Yeah but she likes us better I’m sure