The problem is that the delivery apps are artificially creating market dominance and making it so that restaurants are compelled to use them or lose business.

Sure, but that does require a second level of critical thinking. Between the general aptitude of our society and the fact that “The weather is nice, go outside but stay 6+’ away from other people, it’s not hard!” won’t easily fit on a coffee sleeve, I think we are better off with Caribou paying their employees to set…

The worst part is that it ignores the fact that pizza and milk go together splendidly, a lesson I learned from Kevin McAllister

This is the best analysis

Right up there with people who can’t take a joke

I can’t believe that

When it’s 90 degrees outside, everyone is going to fail that temperature test.

You’re doing it right

Fun fact: a martini that’s shaken is called a bradford.

As this just reappeared on the front page’s recommended articles, and I’ve been able to try all HopTeas and Lagunitas Hop Refresher, Lagunitas is head and shoulders better and not as outrageously expensive. I’m on my second case

I mean, we all know it’s happening. So it’s interesting to read because WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THINKING

I just realized that The Takeout is the antithesis of Serious Eats, i.e. not serious eats. E.g. The People’s Hot Pocket Princess

More guns and extreme viewpoints, I agree, are bad.

Nah, the Diet Coke will keep them from tipping into diabetic shock

+1 Godless killing machine

I just want to paws and appreciate this comment

Did they seriously leave off the District of Columbia?

I would say you’d need three slices for it to be a sandwich, but apparently a hot dog is a sandwich now so standards are meaningless

People who watch football could be spending that time educating themselves versus financially supporting useless men in reality shows. 

4. She’s just like him