Something something Rocky Mountain oysters something something

Here’s a conversation with reasonable expectations:

I like your vision

Nice pull!

NO. BAD ZOD.

Also what she said

At the start of this past decade, the best twitter account was Kanye Jordan, which recycled all of Kanye’s tweets by prefacing them with “Liz Lemon”

Is there a tl;dr in there somewhere

A wine app won’t tell you if you prefer ruby or tawny port. Find an independent bottle shop with an owner and/or staff that cares, get off your phone, and talk to them.

Nobody has any problem with this. 

It’s true. It’s all true.

Glad you can understand American oblivious arrogance tho

I will say she deserves to buy the cheese at significant discount.

Doesn’t the sodomy part make the hymen question irrelevant?

There’s no way to live life without making mistakes or saying the wrong thing.

Wawa has been moving to NFC payments, at least inside, although the gas pumps have been slower to adopt. How are these customers affected?

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I skipped right to the comments because I was sure the answer was going to be YEAAAAH

Women are always lying about sex to get a payout

Eh. Bad behavior deserves to be made public and ridiculed in anonymous scenarios. It’s a good  social exercise