If the 1.5mil doesn’t all go to the employee health insurance, I’d be far more upset.

$10,000 Lobster Theft

I am only partly facetious when I say if you choose a restaurant that uses names like that, you made the bed you lie in. SAY IT. SAY YOU WANT MANIC OTTI’S FAMOUS MANICOTTI

It is basically a self own. I’m pretty sure the number of Chick-fil-A employees who consider a set day off to be a drawback is pretty low

Request denied. Your error will remain enshrined in history. 

I mean. Go ahead and name Popeyes’ token scholarship.

This just keeps getting worse. Not only do I feel terrible for my selection-as they are both terrible-I feel terrible for all those that went uncancelled

I greatly appreciate your work, even as your stars will never give you proper due

There’s something wrong with using the term “triggered” in such dismissive and disdainful way, right?

That’s not how comparisons work.

They’re not analogous. 

No, real estate brokers should not be tipped, they are paid full wages by their employer.

For every one who is about to take the “it’s the same amount of work for a $5 scotch as a $250.”

If he’s saying booker can give a good speech, say he’s a good public speaker. Because a lot of people call black people well spoken and it’s a backhanded compliment 

I only saw the aftermath. What I wouldn’t give for that moment—to open a TSW column and see Kate’s byline

If you cancel feelings, houseplants become obsolete

Have you seen the real world?

Don’t forget, they’re usually consensual since a woman who gets in a ride share is probably loose. Either that it theyre trying to score a payday from those high rolling drivers

The first I heard of identity revelations was when Bernot accidentally posted TSW from her account instead of the TSW account. That was good scandal

I, for one, don’t care. It’s entertaining. And even if it is made up, there is some truth to it as I’ve heard people complain about situations with varying degrees of similarity. So at its worst is a thought exercise that distills complex issues down to a more simple core.