San Francisco style burrito is a thing, and chipotle does it well.

WE ARE BRINGING FLESHBOT BACK

Try it with French toast. Change your life. 

It amazes me how I was raised on cinnamon sugar and literally NOBODY uses it.

The best subways have used yoga mats. Worth the sodium hit

I’m glad Samer learned to stick to squirts

Reducing their usage wouldn’t hurt

He was caught...off guard 

Right on. I asked because plenty of people would ask rhetorically as a launching point to go off on how their position is superior or should apply to everyone.

Do you actually want to know? Or are you just being contentious?

This. It seems counter intuitive. But once I stopped and realized the prepay was cheaper than any station I’d find on my own, it became a real option

Waiter: Are you ready to order?

But. They stand up for what’s right. 

I feel like I’m in a very happy alternate reality made possible by this commenter

IT WORKED. YOURE A HERO

Some people like to know why they, or someone else, does or does not like something.

Look, Stella is just a person asking questions. Does Ilhan eat children? I don’t know, but if we found out she does eat children, she should be declared unfit for office!

Your soul is kinda hurting the planet, though...

The best part is that those lines are so people can save ten cents per gallon. 

I think there’s synergy between the two examples.